Tool of the Week: Vin Diesel
I would never say this to his face, EVER, but Vin Diesel is a tool.
Besides turning in some of the most not-riveting cinematic performances of our generation, apparently he is a HUGE Dungeons & Dragons fan. Which is fine - if you’re a pre-pubescent, palefaced, headgear-wearing nerd whose wardrobe sports everything from oversized Boba Fett t-shirts to oversized Digimon t-shirts.
Somehow, his new movie The Pacifier topped the box-office this weekend. Maybe that’s because every movie released between Christmas and Memorial Day is a joke, but it could also be because Americans are retards. Either way, Diesel is a star and I’m not. I’m jealous.
He is basically the new Schwarzenegger, minus the funny accent and political office. Oh yeah, and minus even a single good movie to his credit. He doesn’t have ½ the “talent” that
In conclusion, Vin Diesel sucks. Unless he’s reading this, in which case he is the best thing to happen to
Can you tell I totally mailed-in this Tool of the Week? I hope so.
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