Tool of the Week: Maurice Clarett
I always knew this guy was a loser. Exhibit A: he went to
However, nothing made me happier this weekend than the fact that this guy (after two years of suing, whining, and being partially responsible for Mike Williams losing a year of NCAA eligibility) totally peed his pants at the NFL combine.
Clarett ran 40 times of 4.72 and 4.82. To put that in perspective, I just ate a gallon of chocolate ice cream in 4.5 seconds. In other words, Mo’ C is a waste of life and I really like ice cream. To top it all off, he QUIT right after that. “No more drills. My work here is done. I think I’ve proved my point.”
“I’m frustrated. I’ve been working a long time, waking up at
He failed to mention that his three-a-days were actually watching Fresh Prince reruns and eating Krispy Kremes. For the record, there’s nothing wrong with watching Fresh Prince and eating Krispy Kremes (which I do almost daily), unless you’re trying to get drafted by an NFL team.
Now all we can pray for is that come April, Mr. Paul Tagliabue will have these words to say: “With the 975th pick in the 2005 NFL Draft, the CLEVELAND BROWNS select Maurice Clarett, running back, THE
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