This week’s Tool of the Week goes to Michael Jackson, whose Neverland Ranch got raided again Friday in connection with his most recent legal troubles having something to do with him being a perverted freak.

I don’t want to go too much further delving into the freakness that is MJ. I just wanted to point out that he is still alive, still being a waste of life and perfectly good little boys... I mean, Beatles songs.

I don’t mind his music. The moon walk is cool too. Just the whole “dressing up as pedophile plastic surgery nightmare guy” gives me the willies, not to mention the pukes. If he would have died in that whole Pepsi commercial hair-on-fire fiasco the world would have been a much better place.