This week’s tool is none other than the rocking, botox injecting, hot daughter producing, ugliest man ever to pull in mad tail, Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. I’ve never really liked or understood anything this man has ever done, and I can’t fathom how anyone else could either.

Sure he makes music (and by make I mean chew up and spit out), but women for some reason can look past his hideousness and somehow find themselves attracted to him. In my humble opinion, Stevie looks like a skeleton-fish who can’t decide whether he’s trying to be a man who wants to be a woman, or a woman who wants to be a man.

However, his seemingly endless string of blind women may have come to an end. This Thanksgiving, Tyler showed up to serve lunch at a home for women recovering from drug and alcohol addictions, most likely stemming from years of listening to his own crappy music.

He may be trying to spin this as a public outreach and charitable ploy, but I see right through his little game. It’s obvious the hot tang is no longer lining up at his door, so he’s gone looking for it in the most vulnerable victims – recovering addicts.

Shame on you Steven Tyler. After all the money that you’ve made undeservingly in your career you would think you could at least fork out some dough (instead of freaking turkey) and pay these women for their services like the prostitutes that they are. And try to get a terminal venereal disease while you’re at it.